Everything depends upon how near you stand to me.

Gag. I just ate this soup stuff that was kind of spicy and now I feel like I'm going to puke out a lung. Blech. If it didn't taste so damn good I might stop eating it.

Hey quick question: If public nudity/flashing someone is a punishable crime, then how come nudists can go out with nothing but their hair and not get arrested? Something doesn't make sense here...